A Low Down Dirty Shame

Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman.

Wayman: Hey Bernard.

Shame: Excuse me, who's this?

Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?

Shame: "The Bernard"?

Bernard: Yes it's me.

Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me.

Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just.

Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl.

Bernard: Stuff?

Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.

Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.

Bernard: You slept with him? You slut!

Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.

Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.

Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.

Bernard: Shame why did you do that?

Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.