Quotes

The Road Killers

Hauser: You're lucky I like you.
Cliff: Who me?
Hauser: No him!
Cliff: Oh
Hauser: I love you... you're my little brother come here and give me a hug... get you're ass over here
[Cliff hugs him]

Cliff: [Suddenly stops driving the car] I wanna talk about mom
Hauser: I don't
Cliff: You said I shot mom, but I distinctly remember I was in the bath tub. So how can I have shot mom if I was in the bathtub? It wasn't me who shot her was it?
Hauser: Don't look at me like that! I couldn't let her keep on touching you in that way. I covered you, you covered me remember? That was our game!
Cliff: Our game?
Hauser: [crying] Our game!

Cliff: [Forces Tom to stick a shotgun under Hodes chin] Keep those eyes open Sheriff I wanna seen that light go out! I wanna see that head explode.

Hauser: Really wanna get out of those cuffs? What you do is, grab your hand and twist 'til you hear a crack. Slides right through. Only problem is... fuck up your golf game. I used to shoot in the low eighties. Now
[practices golf swing, winces at his hand]
Hauser: lucky if I break a hundred.

Cliff: [after he and Tom shotgun decapitate Hodes] Whoowee Donkeys... that was easy

[first lines]
Helen: [lights up a cigarette]
Ashley: Dad, could you pull over...
Jack: Why?
Ashley: I need some air.
Helen: Oh, Ashley, if it bothers you, you should have told me, I would have waited.
Ashley: It doesn't bother me, I just can't handle it every three seconds.
Helen: Well, I don't think I smoke every three seconds.

Cliff: Bobby, 365 times 12.9...
Bobby: [confidently] 4,218.5.
Cliff: That's the damnedest thing. He can't spell bird, but he can add up, he can add up anything. He's one of them, uh, one of them artistic savants.

Tom: Why'd you put the windshield wipers on?
Red: 'Cause when I was a little girl I used to take piano lessons, and so I like the clicking.

[Inside the police station]
Sheriff Hodes: What did the guy look like?
Jack: Brown hair
Sheriff Hodes: How old?
Jack: I don't know, 25? 30? He was with 2 other guys and a girl - red haired girl
Sheriff Hodes: Were they driving an old El Dorado?
Jack: Yeah
Sheriff Hodes: Shit
Jack: What?
[Sheriff Hodes grabs the landline]
Jack: Who you calling?
Sheriff Hodes: Hospital, somebody better take a look at you
Jack: Come on, I'm fine, forget the hospital! Come on! Let's go, let's do something!
Sheriff Hodes: [Puts the phone away] I told you to calm down. Let me get those cuffs off.
[Tricks Jack by taking only one of Jack's hands out of the cuffs then cuffs that around a pole]
Jack: What are you doing? What are you doing?
[Sheriff Hodes goes outside and drives away in his police car]

Hauser: [on why's in prison] I thumbed arrive from kansas to see my brother, I haven't seen the boy in seventeen years. Sheriff thinks that's not a good idea. Because the last time we were together caused a little bit of a problem... so here I am... till I decide to leave town.

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By what name was The Road Killers (1994) officially released in India in English?