Simon Callow credited as playing...
A.N. Official
- A.N. Official: Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, these instructions...!
- [accidentally drops them into the water]
- A.N. Official: Stop them, please!
- Colonel Guile: Hey, I would love to, but some moron just canned me.
- A.N. Official: [getting saluted] As you were, Colonel.
- Colonel Guile: What a surprise. Welcome to the Shadaloo front. You're just in time for the kickoff.
- A.N. Official: I'm afraid not, Colonel. The Security Council has just voted. They've decided to negotiate.
- Colonel Guile: You're joking!
- A.N. Official: We think we can deal with General Bison. You're instructed to call off the assault. Contact him. Request an extension of his deadline. We are prepared to pay the ransom demand.
- Colonel Guile: Twenty billion dollars? What will prevent him from taking more hostages next month and asking for fifty billion?
- [gives him a slight shove]
- Colonel Guile: One hundred billion?
- A.N. Official: Colonel, have you lost your mind?
- Colonel Guile: No! You've lost your balls!
- A.N. Official: Colonel Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops, then consider yourself relieved of your command!