Cui hua kuang mo (1993)
Gerald Klein: Mike
Quotes
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Cashier : Can I help you?
Robber #1 with gun : Sure!
[Pulls out a gun]
Robber #1 with gun : Your money!
Little Boy : Hey, I just wanna pay for this!
[Puts a coke on the desk]
Robber #1 with gun : It's on the house, kid!
[Pushes the kid over, so he slides and lands in front of Nick DiMarco]
Little Boy : Ow.
Nick DiMarco : Hey buddy, you okay?
[the kid nods]
Nick DiMarco : You sure?
Robber #1 with gun : [to the cashier] Money!
Nick DiMarco : [to the robbers] So... do I get mine on the house too?
Robber #1 with gun : No way asshole! You gotta pay!
Nick DiMarco : Now that's not fair. You gave the kid his for free... or maybe you're just too much of a chicken-shit to pick on someone your own size?
Robber #2 with knife : He's right, you shouldn't play favors. Okay tough guy, come and get something for free!
Robber #1 with gun : Come on, tough guy!
[Nick swiftly pacifies the robber with the gun]
Robber #2 with knife : SUCK MAH DICK!
[Nick points his gun towards the robbers crotch, after he pulls a knife and comes toward him]
Nick DiMarco : Suck this, jerk-off!
[Mike enters the store, and sees what's been going on]
Mike : Hey come on Nick, we gotta go... what's this?
Nick DiMarco : Just a couple of punks, givin' me a warm-up.
Robber #2 with knife : I'll sue you for police-brutality, pig.
Nick DiMarco : Yeah yeah, shut up.