Episode list

Alice convinces her husband Burt that it's time they bought a house.

Alice is fired from her cashier job when her boss learns that she secretly interviewed for a position as a legal secretary and Danny brings home from school her first boyfriend.

Ever-bickering couple Lenny and Phyllis attempt to save their marriage by tagging along with Burt and Alice when they celebrate their wedding anniversary.

The Claytons are divided over whether their 12-year-old daughter can go to the movies alone with a boy. Meanwhile everyone's plans are put on hold when the family car is stolen.

Burt is not pleased with his sister's new boyfriend.

Burt tries to resist the amorous advances of Vicky without raising his wife's suspicions. Meanwhile Alice secretly starts smoking again after catching Danny with a pack of cigarettes.

After forgetting to pick up his son from school he attempts to make amends by getting him a puppy.

The Claytons continue house hunting and agree together a new life insurance policy but Burt is worried he will not be able to pass the physical.

Lenny assumes he will be moving into the Clayton's new house with them.

The Claytons thrash their apartment before moving into their new house to get back at their stingy landlord.

The Claytons rent out their new home to avoid foreclosure.

Burt is devastated when his new recliner snaps in two as soon as he brings it home and Danny suffers her first heartbreak.

Alice's hypercritical mother arrives for Christmas offering unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny.

After a pregnancy scare, Burt and Alice propose a bowling contest to determine which one will undergo surgery as birth control.

The Claytons fight with their haughty new neighbors with an escalating battle of pranks .

Burt and Alice are proud of their son Danny's A in English until they find out it's with a school project corresponding with a prisoner who's a mass murderer.