- Jack Malloy: [while helping Ross with his homework] OK, let's see that map. Here's California.
- Jennie Malloy: And here's New York over here.
- Jack Malloy: What's all that in between?
- Jennie Malloy: The reason "Touched By An Angel" is a hit.
- Jennie Malloy: Watch where you're pouring your sauce!
- Jack Malloy: If I had ever done that, we wouldn't be sitting here.
- Ryan Malloy: And who's the one with the big ears?
- Ross Malloy: Oh. I guess he's that English prince or something.
- Ryan Malloy: If that chick looks like a horse, why isn't he riding her?
- [screaming at the TV]
- Ryan Malloy: Prince! If she looks like a horse, use her as horse!
- Ross Malloy: Amen, brother.
- Ryan Malloy: Honestly.
- Ryan Malloy: It's great to be president! You can get all the chicks. I wonder if Clinton found that out already.
- Ryan Malloy: Wait, I know this guy.
- [Jack looks at him, wearing glasses]
- Ryan Malloy: That's Clark Kent!
- Tiffany Malloy: Look what I got.
- Ryan Malloy: What is it? What is it?
- Tiffany Malloy: My college formula.
- Ryan Malloy: Aaw, I thought it was ice cream.
- Ryan Malloy: Mild-mannered Ryan was sitting in the rain, he got struck by lightning, and now he's still the same. He's lightning boy!
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