"Let Them Eat Cake" Marie Antoinette (listed in Soundtracks)
[under the credits for grips] Gripe....Magazines that smell from perfume ads.
(under the credit for Set Dresser) Cross Dresser...Rue Paul
[under the credits for drivers] Putters.....Ari Bustin
[under the credit for model builder] Body Builder....David Perkins
[under the credit for Body Builder] Amazing Body....Camille Donatacci
[under the credit for Talent coordinator] Uncoordinated Talent...John Weiner.
Telly Savalas ... Most Evil Man (not really)
Women We Want To Impress ... Kelley Dowole, Kim Krikorian, Michelle Roussello, Barbara Von Traumer.
SWM, 34, 6' 1'', 200 lbs., Brown hair, eyes. Herniated disk. Works in motion picture laboratory. Into sunsets and Bukowski. Seeks rock'n'roll woman to have my children.
Production Office Coordinates ... 40.5° N 74° W
No mimes were injured in the making of this motion picture. Furs were not worn. All catering was strictly vegetarian. Filmed entirely in a non-smoking area. All females were referred to as "women". White males were considered suspect and made to feel guilty. Condoms were worn at all times.