Jay O. Sanders credited as playing...
Coach Jay Huffer
- Coach Jay Huffer: [Jay makes the announcement through his bullhorn]
- Coach Jay Huffer: They got little kids and girls on the team.
- Coach Jay Huffer: Say, you know we have a little tradition down here among the coaches. Before the final game, we always make a little wager.
- Miss Anna Mongomery: Really? What are we betting?
- Coach Jay Huffer: Well now, I couldn't take your money from you, but, you know I'm divorced. I wouldn't say no to a kiss.
- Miss Anna Mongomery: Deal.
- Miss Anna Mongomery: But if you lose, you have to kiss our mascot, Ernie. He's that lovely little green goat over there.
- [Jay looks at Ernie, who is eating garbage out of a trash can]
- Miss Anna Mongomery: He's divorced too.
- Coach Jay Huffer: Deal.
- [Jay walks away in disgust]
- Coach Jay Huffer: We better not lose.