- [after demonstrating how to make a Max hand-puppet from a paper bag]
- Max: Make a bunch, and use them to put on twisted puppet shows for the neighborhood kids which will affect them later in life. Use it to communicate ideas and concepts to people of other lands.
- Sam: Max's terrifying head is a universal symbol of something or other.
- Max: [on Valentine's Day, Sam and Max's car is stolen. Tracking it down, they find a couple kissing in it] Aaaaahhhh! It's being used as a make-out van, Sam! We'll have to burn out the interior!
- Max: Oh my god, Sam! These people have gills! It's hideous and who would do such a thing and how do we get some?
- Sam: I'm just tossing darts in the dark here, but I'd say this whole transdimensional mess is the combined result of you storing toxic oozes in leaky zippy lock bags in a freezer that's as neglected as Quasimodo at a Sadie Hawkins dance.
- Sam: We have the safety of the passengers and our pledge to provide patently ridiculous scenarios to consider.
- Sam: Gee buddy, in my experience a grade four abrasion like that usually has the recipient bawling like a three legged longshoreman at a cotillion.
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By what name was The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (1997) officially released in India in English?
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