Jacob Vargas credited as playing...
Ramon
- Romy: As you know this weekend, Michelle and I have this high school reunion to go to, and we need to show up in a really cool car.
- Ramon: Yeah?
- Romy: Todd told me he gave you a really great deal on a convertible and that you were fixing it up.
- Ramon: Yeah?
- Romy: So... can I borrow your car?
- Ramon: Well, if I loan you my car, what do I get?
- Romy: Uh... what do you want?
- Ramon: [looks her up and down] Oh, Romy... you know what I want.
- Romy: [short pause] Oh forget it, Ramon! I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow a stupid car!
- Ramon: I gotta get something!
- Romy: OK... close the blinds, and we'll work something out.
- Romy: [receptionist at Jaguar] Two-four-three. Two-four-three. Service... number two-four-three.
- [long line of waiting customers grumble, and she sighs]
- Romy: During this century, boys!
- [loses temper:]
- Romy: Come on, Ramon, quit jerking off and bring the car around!
- [a silver Jaguar comes to a squealing halt, and Ramon jumps out, bringing keys]
- Romy: It's about time!
- Ramon: [re the way she looks in that dress] Oomph! Rolled meat! You are looking *hot*... today.
- Romy: Yeah, that's because I'm sweating like a pig in here.
- Ramon: But the air conditioning's working in the service office. You might wanna come by, and, uh, cool off later...?
- Romy: [takes the ignition keys] Yeah, Ramon, that will happen.
- [to waiting customer:]
- Romy: Sorry, ma'am, he is *such* an asshole.