Kathy Bates credited as playing...
Mama Boucher
- Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
- Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.
- Bobby Boucher: [after reading a question about Benjamin Franklin] Ben Franklin.
- Young Bobby Boucher: [flashback to Bobby's childhood] Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
- Mama Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!
- Mama Boucher: You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And you're gonna fail your big exam! Because school is...
- Bobby Boucher: The devil?
- [Mama gasps]
- Bobby Boucher: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!
- Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in] And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"!
- Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs back out, then back in again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!
- [slams door on Mama]
- Bobby Boucher: Nice hit, Mama.
- Mama Boucher: Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.
- Bobby Boucher: Mama, something bad happened today.
- Mama Boucher: [Pulls up a knife] Did somebody hurt you my boy?
- Mama Boucher: [to Bobby] You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
- Mama Boucher: Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dog?
- Bobby Boucher: Mama, please.
- Vicki Vallencourt: Well you know what? I happen to find Deputy Dog to be very, very sexy.
- Mama Boucher: [after Vicki Vallencourt mentions a football game] Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin' each other... 'Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?
- Mama Boucher: Now you listen here, cupcake. The 'onliest' woman in my boy's life is me. Nobody's gonna take him away, especially not some godless Jezebel like you.