Martha - Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence (1998)

Rufus Sewell: Frank

Quotes 

• Frank : My perfect partner is me.

  Martha : You?

  Frank : Yeah, me... with breasts.

• Frank : [to Laurence about Daniel]  I didn't know he wore khaki trousers.

• [Making up after their fist fight] 

  Frank : This is what women feel like when they give birth.

  Daniel : Yeah, except my hand kind of hurts.

• Frank : Everyone has sex on aeroplanes.

• Frank : There's nothing more boring than looking at paintings. Only reason anyone ever comes to an art gallery is to get laid.