Men in Black II (2002)
Rip Torn: Zed
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Quotes
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Undercover alien intelligence officer : Zed, the Drolecks are gone and the treaty is signed.
Zed : Good work!
Undercover alien intelligence officer : Zed, what about that position you promised me in Men In Black?
Zed : Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program. I'll keep you posted.
Undercover alien intelligence officer : Wait a minute! That's not what you promised me!
Zed : You're breaking up, can't hear you.
Undercover alien intelligence officer : Zed! Hello? Zed?
Zed : I'll call you back...
[starts walking away]
Undercover alien intelligence officer : I could be Agent M!
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[last lines]
Agent Kay : How ya doing?
Agent J : Good.
Agent Kay : Listen, we've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk about it?
Agent J : No.
Agent Kay : I can help.
Agent J : No.
Zed : [walks into the room] Still sulking?
Agent Kay : [at the same time as J] Yeah.
Agent J : [at the same time as K] No.
Zed : You miss her, it happens to all of us. There was this young, hot thing I knew once. When our bodies were intwined, in the positions of the Kamasutra...
Agent J : Zed! Come on, man! Damn!
Frank the Pug : [walks in] I'll tell you about dames. They say they wanna be scratched behind the ears, but what they REALLY want is...
[growls]
Agent J : Hey! Come on...
Frank the Pug : What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice?
Agent J : No. No advice.
[to Kay]
Agent J : No talking.
[to Zed]
Agent J : Hell no! Fellas, I swear, I'm fine.
[opens his locker]
Grand Central Station Locker Creatures : All hail J! All hail J!
Agent J : [closes his locker] Why did you put them rats in my locker, man?
Agent Kay : I thought it would put things in perspective for you.
Agent J : No, K, it's actually kind of sad, really. We need to let them out of there. I mean, they need to know that the world is bigger than that.
Agent Kay : Still a rookie.
[Kicks open a door to a room filled with gigantic aliens]