- Polly: I was so worried about pizza toppings, I never realized the spice of my inner feelings for him... and now, he's heading straight into the deadly comet, and I may never have the chance to tell him how I feel... oh, to stroke his fuzzy whiskers... I love him so!
- Polly Esther: A fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes... and NOBODY'S got a flashlight?
- Speedy Cerviche: You think you can just walk away from all this? You think I'm gonna let you go just because our spineless criminal justice system allows crooks to walk the streets, while innocent people live in fear? Ooh-who, that really ticks me off!
- [first line of the opening]
- Director: Will someone please cue that bird?
- Kid: Mama-san, what do they call that thing they shoot cats out of?
- Mama-san: I'm not sure, but I think they call it a cat-apault.
- Kid: Boy, I'm glad I didn't have to say THAT line...
- Speedy Cerviche: Acthooo!
- [sneezes]
- Francine: Hey! Be careful not to sneeze on the pizzas!
- Guido Anchovis: Yeah, or we'll have to charge more for the extra toppings.
- Princess Violet Tokugawa: [getting ready to meet her mother] Oh my goodness, this is so exciting! I don't know what to wear, maybe it should be something casual, I better dress-up, she may have brought me an EXPENSIVE gift!
- Narrator: We interrupt this tender moment of greed, to set the record straight: Empress Frieda went away to study other cultures, she did not leave because her husband is a raving lunatic and her daughter would rather shop than eat.
- Polly Esther: [Swinging a broom] Gotcha! You know you're supposed to be doing your chores!
- Speedy Cerviche: But I have a note from my doctor!
- Guido: He's telling the truth! I helped him write it!
- Bad Bird: [after freezing professor Ohm] "Now you know what it's like to live in Quebec. Perhaps now you'll learn to speak au français. Give us the secret, or you'll be eating crêpes, pal!"
- Attractive Young Girl: I'd like to wish for a boyfriend please!
- Wish Granter: Your wish is granted! Free around 8 tonight?
- Attractive Young Girl: Yay!
- Older Ugly Lady: Hmm... I'd like a boyfriend too!
- Wish Granter: Sorry, insufficient number of credits. Take my advice and try a more reasonable wish, like a cure for world hunger!
- Older Ugly Lady: WHAT?
- Polly: [the cats are searching underground for a missing train] An entire train can't just disappear, it just can't!
- Guido Anchovis: On the other hand, there could be a monster, or mutants, or UFOs! This is a cartoon, those writers can do whatever they want!
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