Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery (1995 TV Movie)

Joe Alaskey: Plucky Duck

Quotes 

• [Plucky arrives at Montana Max's house. The house is in flames and demons are laughing and dancing on the roof] 

  Plucky Duck : Hmm, either Monty's sold his soul to the Devil, or Shannon Doherty's spending the night.

• Monty : [falling into a hole that leads to Hell]  You'll pay for this, you cheap shyster!

  Plucky Duck : Cheap? Wait 'til you get my bill!

• [after Monty and Daniel Webfoot land in Hell] 

  Monty : Hey, where are we?

  Plucky Duck : [gulps]  This looks like...

  Mr. Scratch : That's right, Mr. Webfoot.

  [removes his top hat, revealing his horns] 

  Mr. Scratch : Sooner or later, most lawyers end up here.

  [laughs evilly] 

• Babs : [in Rod Serling voice]  And now a study in snore, a portrait in panic, as a lackluster lawyer meets his match in...

  [turns into Enid Strict from "Saturday Night Live"] 

  Babs : Let me guess. Could it be... *Satan*?

  Plucky Duck : Just introduce the cartoon!

  Babs : [back to Rod Serling]  It is said the great lawyer Daniel Webfoot was such a brilliant speaker that he could win a case against the Devil himself.

  [as herself] 

  Babs : Me, I'll take my chances with Jacoby & Meyers.

  [Plucky blows a raspberry at her] 

• Plucky Duck : Make haste, friend Hampton! I hear our good neighbor Jabez Monty is in sorrowful need of my counsel.

  Hamton J. Pig : Are you ever going to talk normal in this special, Plucky?

  Plucky Duck : [annoyed]  Just stick to the script, Hambone!

  Hamton J. Pig : It's true, Daniel Webfoot! Look a yonder!

• Plucky Duck : [Narrating]  I listened to my friend drone on, perfectly at ease.

  Hamton J. Pig : It couldn't have just gotten up and walked away. That vacuum weighed 7.2 pounds, and was one of the heavier ones that had a light in front. Well, there was one that was heavier, but it had an 8-watt bulb, and mine had a 15-watt, which is odd, cause' you'd think the small bulb would be lighter, and the whole machine would be lighter, but nowadays they put all kinds of different handle types and, and even the power cords that could have a significant effect on the weight on the machine, which they make up for with power-assist drives and fancy names like Zoom-Vroom, but there's nothing like pushing a big, heavy vacuum across some soiled shag and hearing the little blinkety-blink of objects going around the meter bar, and into the bag.

  Plucky Duck : [Narrating]  But ere long, I wished his monologue to end. There grew a ringing in my ears.