- Dave Allen: [smiling] The Irish are very good at populating other countries, in more ways than one. So for all you know, you might be laughing at your brother.
- Constable: [seeing the body of Jack The Ripper] Jack The Ripper! Well done. The Commissioner shall hear of this, Dr Jekyll.
- Dave Allen: [smiling] We had a lovely time doing that. Freezing cold, fog, God, it was terrible
- [shudders]