Yasmine Bleeth: Jenna Reed

BASEketball

Jenna Reed

Robert Stack: The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!
Robert Stack: Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.
Jenna Reed: You want to know where Coop is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children on the planet.
Robert Stack: Scenario Two: Coop went to Disney World.
[Stack makes a look like even he can't believe how dumb that joke was]

Jenna Reed: I've been the director of the Dream Come True foundations since October.
Joseph R. Cooper: The ones that grant wishes to sick a dying kids, right?
Jenna Reed: Oh, well we like to think of them as health challenged and survival impaired.

Coop: Ya know sometimes I forget why I play the game. I do it because of Mr. October.
Jenna Reed: You mean the guy from the Chippendales Calendar?
Coop: No that was Dwayne Zachemore...
[Coop looks surprised]
Coop: I mean who ever it was...

Joey Thomas: I've always dreamed of big game hunting. How about killing an endangered species? Like a bald eagle or a giant panda!
Jenna Reed: Well Joey I don't think that's really in the true spirit of the foundation.
Joey Thomas: Well then how about poisoning a reservoir? I know! How about throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool?
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: I don't think you're quite getting the point, dude.

Joe Cooper: Goddamn it, Remer! I told you this was going to happen, didn't I?
Doug Remer: Hey, If you would have agreed to Cain's changes in the first place, it never have got this far!
Joe Cooper: Dude, because of you! Jenna's foundation is totally screwed!
Doug Remer: Me? I was the one trying to...
Jenna Reed: Oh, there you are!
Joe Cooper: Jenna!
Jenna Reed: [comes to Coop and Remer] I saw the pictures!
[slams the pictures down]
Jenna Reed: This is awful! It's gonna mean the end of the foundation, you know it's not endowed like... Well, like.
Joe Cooper: Jenna, I can explain.
Doug Remer: Yes. It was his fault.
Joe Cooper: [to Remer] Me? This is your mess, Remer! I should have kept the team to myself!
Doug Remer: Dude, I just don't know you anymore!
Jenna Reed: Enough! Look at yourselves. You're just typical man with humongous... egos! You're like every pro athlete, I should have kept the kids away from you. Now, their little lives are ruined and all you can do is argue about who's the bigger penis! I mean, child... Long wanger, Oh! Throbbing cock, Ohhh! God, I don't even know what I mean anymore!
Joe Cooper: Jenna, wait!
[she leaves them]
Doug Remer: You got to believe us, Jenna! It was all Coop's fault!
[she slams the door]

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Here's your decaf mocha Jenna, just like you take it, low fat milk, non-fat whipped cream, a little sprinkle of cinnamon.
Jenna Reed: Thank you Doug.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: And I baked you fresh poppy-seed muffins too.

Jenna Reed: What Joey really needs to know, is where are you going to be next year?
Joseph R. Cooper: Right here, and the next year, and the year after that, right up until Joey grows up... and gets a driver's license, and starts going out with girls... meets the right one, forgets about baseketball altogether.
[They kiss, then move apart]
Joseph R. Cooper: Goes home, does some pushups, fucks the sleeve of his favourite jacket...
Jenna Reed: What?
Joseph R. Cooper: Huh?