John Ritter credited as playing...
Chief Warren Kincaid
- Jesse: You can't keep us from seeing each other.
- Chief Warren Kincaid: I'm the chief of police, sport. I can do whatever I want. Like for example if I were to run a blood test on you tonight and the results made you look like Christian Slater on New Year's Eve, do you think anyone would question me?
- Chief Warren Kincaid: So, I've heard a lot about you, David. I understand you're off to Princetown next fall.
- David: Yes, sir.
- Chief Warren Kincaid: What are you gonna study?
- David: Theatre arts.
- Chief Warren Kincaid: But on an athletic scholarship, right? Playing hockey?
- David: Figure skating.
- Chief Warren Kincaid: Jade, when you're 18 you can go to hell for all I care. But until then, I'm stuck with you, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you embarass me by winding up on Jerry Springer with some trailer trash low-life.
- Jesse: You fuck.
- Chief Warren Kincaid: But you won't. Not Jade anyway, not anymore.