. . . mere months after the pack of lies foisted upon the world by the Money-Grubbing Monsters Studio, GULPED WITH THE WATERMELON. The latter bloated, insensitive plethora of perversity was preceded by an equally tone-deaf "Travel Talk" from the self-styled "Voice of the Goblin." Fortunately, perceptive Americans enjoyed an alternative to such MGM Horror Shows. Filling the void for nuanced ethnic explorations and inter-cultural tolerance, Universal Studio was universally commended for such film fare as 100 PIG STIES AND ANDY PANDA. This brief story deftly builds toward a gratifying example of cross-border understanding, during which the 16 title characters--all that would fit on the screen--are shown enjoying the advantages offered by American Life.