Scented Secrets

Henri Pachard's "Secret Scents" feels like a fill-in feature; barely over an hour long, cast of only five performers, only interior scenes with no physical action, and a meager storyline. It reminds me of a one-day wonder of old.

Patricia Kennedy gets top billing but has the smallest role, just playing a lesbian scene with Lauren Brice in a prologue to the action, when Brice is planning to get married."Five Years later" card introduces the main story.

Peter North is Brice's mean husband, and after having an argument with her he goes off to cheat on Brice by f*cking Lauren's beautiful blonde sister Danielle. Then a fraternity buddy of North's visits and he turns out to be a pornographer who shoots Danielle masturbating and then f*cks her. Dough seems to improvise his dialogue and treat this movie contemptuously.

Rather pointless narrative drifts away as the movie is completed with two threesome scenes and plenty of whipped cream and slapstick pies in the face. Ending has Dough muffing his line, followed by a couple of bloopers.

Yet another example of how any old porn content could past muster and get released during the VHS era.