Joseph Medrano credited as playing...
- Rogers: I beg you, apologize to Odette. You know you're going to have to sooner or later.
- Derek: Why do I always have to be the one to apologize?
- Rogers: Because that's what we husbands do. We hunt, we fish, we watch sporting events and we apologize.
- Rogers: You know she's right. She's always right.
- Rogers: How could she leave me? We were in love. Wait, maybe I misunderstood her letter. Yes, that's it.
- [Reads letter]
- Rogers: "Dear pumpkin. I hate you. Zelda."
- [hysterical weeping]
- Rogers: OH, THE PAIN!
- Uberta: Rogers, this is your queen speaking. You will regain consciousness this instant, and remain conscious until I win the talent show.
- [Rogers doesn't move]
- Uberta: Very well. I have no other choice but to take you to my castle and deal with you in a manner to which you are according.
- Rogers: Oh, my muffin played the accordion.
- [sobs]
- Uberta: Your muffin's history, chump!
- Rogers: Derek! We need to talk.
- Bromley: [taunting] Rogers, old man, you made it all the way to the top.
- Rogers: [annoyed] You're gonna make it all the way to the bottom with that "old man" stuff.
