- [repeated line]
- Captain Haddock: If Woody had gone right to the police, this would never have happened.
- [Buzz is hastily leaving Cataloony Island without Woody, who is running after him]
- Woody Woodpecker: Stop, you crook!
- Captain Haddock: [following behind] If Woody had gone right to the police...
- Woody Woodpecker: Ah, shut up!
- [first lines]
- Captain Haddock: The true-life story you are about to see was lifted from the files of the Bunco Squad. We call it the Case of the Gullible Woodpecker.
- Woody Woodpecker: [discovering Buzz's phony treasure map] A buried treasure? Wow!
- Captain Haddock: [voiceover] A person obsessed with greed is easy prey for the confidence man.