Mark Wahlberg credited as playing...
Danny Wallace
- Danny Wallace: The ends justify the means, Pops.
- Sean Wallace: The ends is bullshit. The means is what you live with.
- Nick Chen: Black or red plum?
- Danny Wallace: Nah, I don't like plums.
- Nick Chen: What do you mean you don't like plums?
- Danny Wallace: I like peaches.
- Nick Chen: Peaches is shit. Haven't you ever heard the song Sinatra sang? 'Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum.' Not a peach, a plum.
- Danny Wallace: I don't care if he pulled a raisin out of Sammy Davis's eye-socket, I prefer peaches.
- Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
- Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
- Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.
- Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodles, want some?
- Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
- Nick Chen: You wanna be a Chinese, you gotta eat the nasty stuff.