Loose Morals

Hal Freeman resorts to pasting together a vast string of sex scenes with voice-over narration that is mainly original footage, not the usual regurgitation of loops. End result is worse than sloppy seconds.

For nostalgia purposes, movie is connected by closeups of the silver golf ball of an IBM selectric typewriter bobbing around as Marc Wallice types out a terrible script for the crap we're watching.

If this were a baseball game instead of a porn movie, a fan would be hard pressed to keep his scorecard up to date, as orgies alternate with individual sex scenes at a hectic pace, all the while endlessly crosscutting back and forth from the action to Wallice trying to keep typing while being sexually serviced at (or near) his typewriter by his girlfriend Regine Bardot. He also gets to have sex within his own story, but at Regine's suggestion early on, he makes Peter North his main fictional protagonist instead.

The sex is plentiful and strictly mechanical, and cast, especially Peter North, occasionaly take brief time outs to emote dramatically, not exactly North's best suit.

This hodge-podge of editing is sloppy to boot, with very early on Wallice repeating several lines of dialogue back to back, evidently alternate takes spliced together by mistake.

A lengthy lesbian scene is inserted midway, lifted by Freeman from his own earlier movie "Young and Naughty". Waste not, want not.