Thomas Gibson credited as playing...
Chip Rockefeller
- Barney Rubble: [defending Fred to everyone after he's been accused of robbery] Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You're all making a big mistake. Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace. It was locked up in a safe. Fred can't even remember the combination to his bowling locker. Look, he's gotta write it down on his hand, see?
- [lifts Fred's hand up in the air and points at where the combination is written]
- Fred Flintstone: [jerks away] Aw, great. Now everybody's seen it.
- Barney Rubble: Huh. Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack his knuckles without my help.
- [laughs]
- Chip Rockefeller: Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing to being Mr. Flintstone's accomplice!
- Barney Rubble: You're welcome.
- [pauses and realizes]
- Barney Rubble: What?
- Chip Rockefeller: Take them both away!
- [the officers takes Fred and Barney to jail; everybody cheers; Betty stares in horror, Roxie claps and smiles evilly]
- Fred Flintstone: I'm innocent!
- Chip Rockefeller: Everybody, gamble!
- Chip Rockefeller: [laughs at Fred while watching a fight] More credit? No. No chance, no way, no how. Do you know how much you owe already?
- Fred Flintstone: Owe?
- Goon: [holds up an I.O.U. to Fred] One million, 400 thousand clams.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh.
- Chip Rockefeller: It's gonna be a real shame when Wilma finds out what a loser her new boyfriend really is. Of course... she doesn't have to find out.
- Fred Flintstone: She doesn't? See that? I knew you were a good guy.
- Chip Rockefeller: [chuckles, then give Fred an evil glare] I'm not.
- [Fred's smile slowly fades and Chip speaks]
- Chip Rockefeller: I said I wouldn't tell her. I didn't say you could still have her. I'll erase your debt, Flintstone, but you've gotta disappear. Out of town, out of Bedrock, and never see or speak to Wilma again.
- Fred Flintstone: Wait a minute. You had this planned all along!
- Chip Rockefeller: Tell me, how do you even dress yourself in the morning?
- Fred Flintstone: Normally I just wear what I fell asleep in. What's that gotta do with anything?
- Chip Rockefeller: Goodbye, Flintstone.
- [Chips smiles at Fred and leaves the fight; Fred watches him leave]
- Fred Flintstone: You won't get away with this, Rockefeller!
- [the Neanderthal in the ring his his opponent with his club; the opponent flies out of the ring and lands right on top of Fred; Fred struggles to get up; Neanderthal rises his club above his head; everybody cheers]
- Chip Rockefeller: Fred, would you mind emptying your pockets?
- Fred Flintstone: You think I stole Wilma's pearls? Chip, that's...
- Chip Rockefeller: Why? Do you have something to hide, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Definitely not! See for yourself.
- [reaches into his pocket]
- Fred Flintstone: I'm not--
- [pulls out Wilma's pearls and stares at them; everyone gasps; Barney's jaw drops]
- Betty O'Shale: [horrified] Fred.
- [Wilma can't believe her eyes]
- Fred Flintstone: Wait a minute, I didn't take these. Wilma, why would I take your pearls?
- Chip Rockefeller: Do you deny that you owe the casino over a million clams with no way to pay it back?
- [everyone gasps; Betty shakes her head]
- Wilma Slaghoople: Fred, is that true?
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, but--
- [Wilma looks heartbroken; Chip takes the pearls from Fred]
- Chip Rockefeller: Wilma, darling, I'm so sorry.
- [Wilma looks at Chip; glares at Fred, who shakes his head; snatches back her pearls and runs out of the casino in tears]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma. Wilma. Wilma, you can't believe him! He set me up!
- Chip Rockefeller: Security, take this man to jail!
- [everyone cheers]
- Chip Rockefeller: Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...
- [Everybody gasps]
- Chip Rockefeller: But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.
- Towel Confessor: [sobs] I stole all the towels in my room!
- Chip Rockefeller: Well, that is illegal! But, still...
- Underwear Confessor: I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
- [Everybody gasps and groans]
- Chip Rockefeller: No! I was talking about a...
- Dinosaur Confessor: I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!
- [Everybody laughs]
- Chip Rockefeller: All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
- Wilma Slaghoople: My pearls?
- Betty O'Shale: Wilma!
- Fred Flintstone: All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...
- Chip Rockefeller: I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.
- Fred Flintstone: Low-life!
- Dinosaur Confessor: Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?
- Chip Rockefeller, Wilma Slaghoople, Betty O'Shale, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Mick Jagged, Roxie: NO!
- [Dinosaur Confessor walks away]