Dave Goelz credited as playing...
Gonzo • Bunsen Honeydew • Waldorf • The Birdman
- Miss Piggy: Gotta run. Bye, Kermie. Kissie, kissie. Ha-ha.
- [exits]
- Statler: Is breakfast over?
- Waldorf: No, why?
- Statler: 'Cause I think the bacon just ran out.
- [they laugh]
- Gonzo: I had that weird dream again.
- Rizzo the Rat: You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
- [Gonzo appears on live TV]
- Clifford: Hey, you better get down there, Kerm.
- Kermit: Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?
- Gonzo: [on TV] You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
- Rizzo: So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial?
- Kermit: Now.
- Gonzo: Hey, Rizzo, come here! I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.
- Gonzo: [Gonzo wakes up from a bad dream and sits upright, accidentally sending a hammock-sleeping Rizzo flying out the window] I don't wanna be alone!
- Rizzo the Rat: You're not alone.
- Gonzo: Who said that?
- Rizzo the Rat: Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat who's hanging out of the window!
- Gonzo: [as Rizzo is hanging out the window] Rizzo?
- Rizzo the Rat: No, it's Santa. But I forgot my reindeer.
- Agent Barker: We feel your pain, Gonzo.
- Gonzo: They feel my pain!
- Rizzo: I've got a paper-cut that's a doozy. You feel my pain, too?