Isaac Hayes: Chef
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Quotes
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General : Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[all the African American members put up their hands including Chef]
General : You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
Chef : Hey, wait a minute...
General : Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
General : Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?
[Chef raises his hand]
General : Yes Soldier?
Chef : Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General : I don't listen to hip-hop!
Chef : Hey!
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Chef : [singing] Everything worked out what a happy end. Americans and Canadians are friends again. So let's all join hands and knock oppression down.
Cartman , Kyle , Stan : Don't you know our little lives are now complete?
Mrs. Cartman , Sheila Broflovski : 'Cause Terrance and phillip are sweet.
Sheila Broflovski : Super sweet.
everyone : Thank God we live in this quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood, right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, white trash...
Cartman , Kyle , Stan : Kick-ass!
everyone : Mountain... town!
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Satan : You have spilt the blood of the innocence, now begins 2,000,000 years of darkness!
Chef : [sarcastically] Oh, good job, Mrs. Broslofski! Thanks a lot!
Sheila Broslofski : [innocently] I was just trying to make the world a better place for children!
Saddam Hussein : Yeah, and brought enough intolerence in the world to allow my coming. Now everyone bow down to me!
[the Canadians and Americans do so]
Saddam Hussein : [laughs] Yeah!
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[singing]
Chef : So finally, what a happy end / Americans and Canadians are friends again.
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Chef : [singing] Everything worked out/What a happy end/Canadians and Americans are friends again.
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Chef : Operation Human Shield, my ass!
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Cartman : You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up. He was scared out of his mind.
Kyle : Shut up, Cartman!
Cartman : No dude, I'd be scared too, your mom is a fucking bitch.
Kyle : Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!
Cartman : Don't call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch!
Chef : Whoa, children! Where did you learn to talk like that?
Cartman : It's pretty fucking sweet, huh?