Witch Crafty

. . . skinflints, WITCH CRAFTY confirms. These are the sort of malingering miscreants who suggest to a susceptible target that the pair go on a "Dutch Date," and then show up with double-salt licorice--expecting the poor dupe to fork over ALL of the cash money required for an evening on the town! I've heard these sort of devious dames--who give the rest of our fair sex a bad name--bragging on their exercise bikes about some of the fast ones they've pulled. Obviously, calling one of these a "witch" is among the kinder, more polite epithets those of us besmirched by their callous mercenary misbehavior can apply to such brazen hussies.