- Buddy: [taking off Carl's fake women's eyelashes] What'd you put these on with, airplane glue?
- Carl Banks: Ouch! How do I look?
- Buddy: Like a movie star.
- Carl Banks: Yeah, which one?
- Buddy: Ever see Nightmare on Elm Street?
- Timmy Taylor: [the boys find out Principal Ott is Carl's old boss who had him turned in] Ott the Snot! I mean, Principal Snot, I mean...
- Principal Ott: Timmy Taylor...
- Carl Banks: You two know each other?
- Boys: He's our principal!
- Carl Banks: [to Ott] They let you work with kids?
- Principal Ott: Who would ever suspect an elementary school principal?
- Timmy Taylor: We checked out the old Johnson place.
- Carl Banks: I told you kids to stay away from there, you could get hurt.
- Stevie: Or worse, we know.
- Timmy Taylor: There were these two guys there, they looked like cops.
- Carl Banks: They are cops, not the kind you want to run into. They're the boss's guys, he keeps them around to minimize suspicion.
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