Wolfman Jack credited as playing...
Chief
- Jon Arbuckle: Chief, you're not gonna let Owooda jump in there, are you?
- Chief: Unless she sacrifices herself, the volcano will surely destroy us all.
- Jon Arbuckle: You mean, it appeases the gods or something?
- Chief: No, it plugs up the hole.
- Pigeon: [volcano rumbles] You want the five-seven? How swift? You for real or what?
- [volcano rumbles even louder as Pigeon hurries away]
- Pigeon: [Pigeon rushes to Jon, Garfield, Owooda, Mai-Tai, and the Chief] Da' volcano no like the wahine, he like the five-seven. He no get him swift, he gon' boda' everybody!
- Chief: I see.
- Jon Arbuckle: What did he say?
- Chief: Pigeon says the volcano doesn't want my daughter, it wants the car. If it can't have the car in about 30 seconds, it's gon' blow us all to pieces!
- Jon Arbuckle: [guilty] There goes my damage deposit.
- Pigeon: [Pigeon runs to Monkey and Odie, who are still trying to fix the car] Hey hey hey, you buggahs, make swift wit' da' wheels, da' volcano like the car mos koshi, or he gon' blow everybody out da' other side!
- Monkey: Well, that's just great. First off, I'm told that if I don't fix the car, I'm gonna lose my head. Now he tells me, that if I don't get the car started in 30 seconds, I'm gonna lose my life, too! We're out of time, Odie! Come on, let's give it our best shot!
- Chief: Uh - hey, Monkey come over here... Hey, this car won't run; fix it!
- Monkey: [Monkey starts drumming on car hood and chanting] Hm... Chicka-ba-mooka-mooka uh uh, chicka-ba-mooka-mooka uh uh, chicka-ba-mooka-mooka...
- Chief: [interuppting] Ay! Ay! Raise the hood, Mango Brain!
- Monkey: [Monkey looks puzzled] Oh, yeah...
- Jon Arbuckle: [as they watch the villagers worship their car] Look, Garfield, I don't think they were worshiping us at all; they appear to be worshiping the car.
- Chief: Yep, that's what they're doing, all right.
- Chief: [as he and the rest of the tribe stand at the edge of the volcano after Monkey and Odie drive the car into it] Aw, Monkey, you big lug, why'd you have to do that, you crazy galoot? You could've just shoved the car in.
- Garfield: So long, Odie. It's a shame it had to end this way. We didn't even get to say goodbye. Gonna miss ya, fella.
- Jon Arbuckle: You speak English?
- Chief: Well, we watch a lot of beach movies, you know.
- Jon Arbuckle: This is all very confusing.
- Jon Arbuckle: Are you trying to tell me the cruiser drove his car into the volcano to save your village?
- Chief: I'd like to think so.
- Jon Arbuckle: That's some story.
- Chief: Well, it gets better every time I tell it.
- Jon Arbuckle: Do you really believe that?
- Chief: If we didn't, we wouldn't have built that shrine over there.