Here Comes Garfield (1982 TV Short)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

Quotes 

• Garfield : [scratching the arm rest of a chair he's sitting in]  Oh boy, am I bored.

  [sighs] 

  Garfield : I guess I miss Odie. It's hard to believe I could miss someone who stares and slobbers all the same time. Someone who has to turn around three times before lying down. Someone who drinks out of a toilet.

  [stops scratching] 

  Garfield : I remember when Odie and I were just puppy and kitten.

• Garfield : [after rudely waking Jon up]  Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun filled day with your favorite pet.

• Garfield : [Odie barks and scares Garfield]  Good morning, Odie. You're not gonna to live to see your next birthday, you know that don't you? I hate dogs.

  [sighs] 

  Garfield : Well, as long as I'm up, as may as well have breakfast.

• Garfield : Odie, you're so stupid you don't even know you're in big trouble. I may never see you again.

• Jon Arbuckle : What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?

  Garfield : Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.

  Jon Arbuckle : OK, one bowl of cat food coming right up.

  Garfield : Nobody listens anymore.

• Garfield : Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.

• Jon Arbuckle : Where's Odie? He didn't come back with you?

  Garfield : [does a complicated pantomime explaining that Odie was taken to the pound] 

  Jon Arbuckle : You got fleas or something?

  Garfield : [grabs Jon's face]  What we have here is a failure to communicate.

• Garfield : I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I'm bored... that's it! I'm going down to the City Pound, and I'm gonna break Odie outta there! Look out, Pound, here comes Garfield!

• Garfield : [playing with the food]  No sweat, 'Sarge, I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka here!

  [switch] 

  Garfield : So this is what it feels like to be potato salad, yuck!

  [switch] 

  Garfield : Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?

  [switch] 

  Garfield : Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh!

• Garfield : [sighs]  I hate mornings. I'd like 'em better if they started later.

• Garfield : [after he and Odie kiss Jon]  Home is where they understand you.

• Garfield : It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?

• Garfield : [referring to Odie]  Ten thousand dogs in this city, and I have to live with Tweedledee the Wonder Dummy.

• Garfield : [after he knocks Odie off the table]  I'm not known for my compassion.

• Garfield : When I want in, I want in now.

• Garfield : [after he throws Jon's breakfast in his face; last line]  I'm only human.

• Garfield : [seeing his empty cat food bowl]  Rats. My owner must still be wallowing around in bed. It's hard to find good help these days.

• Fast Eddy : Come on, get in line!

  Garfield : What for?

  Fast Eddy : There's a family coming in to adopt a cat or a dog. This could be our way out!

  Garfield : Our way out!

• Skinny : Psst. Hey, buddy, you got any cigarettes on ya?

  Garfield : What kind of a question is that?

  Skinny : I don't know. It's just a question you're supposed to ask when you're in the slammer.