John DiMaggio credited as playing...
Steve Ballmer
- Bill Gates: I think I had a date tonight with Ann.
- Ballmer: I thought she was away on business.
- Bill Gates: She is.
- Ballmer: Then how can you have a date?
- Bill Gates: Well, I go to a movie here, and then she goes to the same movie in Denver, and then we talk on the phone about it afterwards.
- Ballmer: Jeez Bill, I hate to see what happens when you two have sex.
- [cackling]
- Ballmer: Bill, I don't know if it's the clothes on the floor or you, but something in here definitely needs to be hosed down.
- Bill Gates: Honest to God, Ballmer. You have no culture.
- Ballmer: Oh yeah, like you go around reading Plato! You're the only guy I know who can make furniture out of Playboys. Look, you got enough to make a chair. You don't have to worry about 'em moving around, 'cause they're all stuck together...
- [laughs at his own joke]
- Ballmer: They're all stuck together!
- Ballmer: Bill, you're gonna have to come up with a better pickup line because asking her her SAT score is NOT going to do it!
- Ballmer: [People shouting "Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve"] Tell me something. When did this stop being a business and start being a religion?