Happy, Texas (1999)

Ron Perlman: Nalhober

Quotes 

• Marshal Nalhober : [talking to a group of marshals]  OK we've got three, count my fingers, three runners.

  [holds a picture of Wayne] 

  Marshal Nalhober : First, Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. This man likes to steal cars.

  [holds up a picture of Harry] 

  Marshal Nalhober : Next, Harry Sawyer; fraud, credit card scam.

  [holds up a picture of Maslow] 

  Marshal Nalhober : And the reason we are all here today, Bob Maslow. Let's put this guy away before he kills somebody else!

• Marshal Nalhober : Well I'll be dipped.

• Marshal Nalhober : Great googely moogely!

• Marshal Nalhober : [about Sheriff Dent]  That is one big dick cop.

• Marshal Nalhober : Sheriff Dent. I just want to shake your hand. I wish there were more men like you in law enforcement. You are one big dick cop.

  Sheriff Chappy Dent : Thank you.