Karl Geary credited as playing...
Kristjan
- Mary: Do you know that I've never been on a date before?
- Kristjan: No, there should be many boys.
- Mary: Would you go on a date with me? I mean if I was older...
- Kristjan: I will go on a date with you right now.
- Penny: Really? Where will you take her?
- Kristjan: To the cinema?
- Penny: No! Pretend you've never seen her before. You first see her at a society ball and she's leaning against the, no... pining by a clear silvery fountain. What makes you wanna talk to her?
- Kristjan: Oh, I would come to her because she's lovely and how do you say um, mysterious.
- Mary: Oh no, you should never say that. American girls don't like that. It's considered an insult if you call them mysterious.
- Kristjan: Enough society lady. We meet at a simple place, we meet on the bus and you're reading a book and I sit beside you so that you will speak to me and I wait and I wait and you never speak to me. Then I say, "what is your name?"
- Mary: And then I stand and I say, "this is my stop."
- Kristjan: Then I stand and say, "this is *our* stop."
- Penny: Oh he's good!
- Kristjan: "I must see you again, my heart will die without you."
- Mary: When?
- Kristjan: I will tell you a day, Mary. And you will tell me, "this is too soon" or "too late". Tomorrow.
- Mary: ...too late.