French Open

This somewhat clumsy porn feature by a director (Giovanni) whose work I've not previously seen is ostensibly a story about female tennis pros. In a lousy cameo performance, Ron Jeremy adopts a tough-guy voice and makes like a pre-TMZ creep hiring folks to go undercover to get dirt on the girls for an expose story calling them lesbians that he's publishing in the tabloid Star (a paper from same owner as National Enquirer -recently making waves testifying as prime witness in Trump's Hush Money trial).

Most of the action takes place in the shower as girls have sex, highlighted by a weird scene (I can't recall a similar one back in the 1990s) of Traci Winn and Carolyn Monroe pegging with strap-on dildos two guys David Angel and Cole Stevens in the shower, including Angel giving Cole a blow-job.

Marc Wallice plays a tennis coach, making the video a showcase for two disgraced and canceled porn actors. Star Zara Whites does a striptease for Wallice before f*cking him, in which she sings (more of a talk-sing) and gets a "Vocals by" credit on screen.

Jeremy is embarrassing, paying an undercover hooker $500 upfront (against promised $5,000 for the story) and then only having $10 left, for which she gives him a hand-job.

As with similar porn, the tennis hook for the story is just that -there's no tennis played at all.

Ron Jeremy plays a sleazy reporter trying to prove that all female tennisplayers are lesbians... Does he succeed??? Well, you´ll have to see the movie to find out...

Mr. Jeremy has often been praised as "the clown prince of porn", and here he´s trying to live up to that title - it´s not one of his funniest efforts, but it´s OK...

And what can I say about Zara Whites??? Nothing, except she´s HOT!!!