Play School

This lame video from Chi Chi LaRue has only one notable aspect: a chance to see some wonderful porn femmes before they went for plastic surgery. Once the shock of seeing both Jeanna Fine and Madison together with normal sized, natural looking boobs is over, you're stuck with watching a particularly dumb exercise.

It's the usual way-overaged talent playing young students, notably Randy Spears at age 29 and Jon Dough at 28 playing high schoolers. Lead Jeanna Fine concocts a pact with her girlfriends to give up having sex until their grades are posted at the end of the semester, as the distraction of boys is a problem in keeping up with their studies. First victim of this decision is her boyfriend Randy Spears, but they decide upon mutual masturbation to get them over the hump, so to speak. I'm sure that director Chi Chi enjoyed this opening sex scene of them having sex in close proximity and without touching, but Jeanna does receive a cumshot on the belly, technically not violating the pact.

Another borderline bit of cheating on the bet has Patricia Kennedy and Fine having hot lesbian sex together. That leaves Madison, who has a slightly odd sex in the kitchen scene with Jon Dough that is a forerunner of the recent oddball trend (see Brazzers videos) of "Stuck" styled slapstick porn of a girl getting stuck with her head in a dryer or shut window, so as to facilitate someone sneaking up on her for doggystyle sex. In this case she's fumbling around in the refrigerator when horny Dough takes her from behind.

Kennedy gets fed up and seduces Spears, and then sneaky Fine has sex with Madison, adding alt-porn actor Nikki Sixx for a threesome. Director LaRue throws in a bit of kink, as Fine sticks her finger up Sixx's ass while he's servicing Madison, and she wins the celibacy bet on a technicality -her horsing around with girls and Nikki's rear end doesn't count apparently.

One thing struck me immediately - how drastically change occurs and affects the watching of old movies (most obvious example is everybody smoking in a '30s or '40s film). Here Jeanna and Patricia open the show on the phone making the "no sex" pact, and the old phones are normal enough, but each of them holding a pencil and having a textbook open signifying "studying" is just so pleasantly old-fashioned from 3 decades ago.