Bring It On (2000)
Clare Kramer: Courtney
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Big Red : I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot.
Big Red , Whitney , Courtney , Darcy , Carver , Kasey , Torrance Shipman : I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate this school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call...
Big Red : Call me Big Red.
Whitney : I'm W-W-Whitney.
Courtney : C-C-C-C-Courtney.
[Courtney makes cat snarl]
Darcy : Dude, it's Darcy.
Carver : I'm big bad Carver. Yeah!
Kasey : Just call me Kasey!
Big Red : I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl has to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance!
Torrance Shipman : I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance.
Whitney , Courtney , Darcy , Carver , Kasey , Torrance Shipman , Jan , Les : Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so terrific, / We must be Toros.
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Courtney : Can she yell?
Torrance Shipman : We'll try an oldie.
[Torrance tests a standard cheer on her]
Torrance Shipman : Awesome, oh wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! The Toros sure are number one!
Missy : [cheering] I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!
[back to normal tone]
Missy : OK, so I've never cheered before. So what? How about something that actually requires neurons?
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Cheerleaders : [Cheerleaders from opposing team] Hey, Toros! / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK!
Torrance Shipman : Hey...
Torrance Shipman , Courtney , Whitney , Kasey , Darcy , Missy , Jan , Les : That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday! / That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday!
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Torrance Shipman : Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.
Courtney : You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!
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Torrance Shipman : We should get Big Red a gift. Or at least someone should say something.
Courtney : Pass!
Whitney : Good riddance. I don't believe in osmosis.
Torrance Shipman : I'm not brown-nosing! She's the departing captain; she did a lot for this squad.
[Courtney and Whitney both give her looks]
Torrance Shipman : Oh, come on, both of you sucked before she whipped you into shape.
Courtney : Oh, whipped? Is that what that was?
Whitney : No one will miss Big Red, Torr. She puts the 'itch' in bitch.
Courtney : She puts the 'whore' in horrifying.
Torrance Shipman : You know, it's her last practice; how would you feel?
Courtney : Big Red has no feelings!
Whitney : Just testicles.
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Theatre Boy : [performing] Give my regards to Broadway, remember me to Harold Square...
Courtney : Excuse me! What's... with... the song?
Theatre Boy : Isn't this the audition for Pippin?
Courtney : [waves finger] No.
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Courtney : I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?
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Courtney : Where the hell are my spanky pants?
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Torrance Shipman : Missy is bank!
Courtney : Uh, bankrupt!
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Courtney , Whitney , Darcy , Kasey , Missy , Torrance Shipman : [Cheering at the game] Aaaaaaalllll right! We're sweet! We got the whip, we can't be beat. We're the best, our team's too cool. We got the class to rock this school. Aww...
Isis , Lava , Jenelope , Lafred , Courtney , Whitney , Darcy , Kasey , Missy , Torrance Shipman : [Clovers join in, humiliating the Toros] Yeah! We bad, we got the team, we can't be had. We're the best, so score them points. You win the game, we'll rock this joint!
Courtney , Whitney , Darcy , Kasey , Missy , Torrance Shipman : Go Toros! Go Toros! Go, go, go Toros!
Isis , Lava , Jenelope , Lafred : Go Clovers! Go Clovers! Go, go, go Clovers!
Isis , Lava , Jenelope , Lafred , Courtney , Whitney , Darcy , Kasey , Missy , Torrance Shipman : Our game is fierce and we are hip, so get on back, you can't touch this! Our game is bad, we're without peer, so get that weakness outta here!
Isis , Lava , Jenelope , Lafred : Tried to steal our bit, but you look like shit! But we're the ones who are down with it!
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Courtney : Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!