Pinocchio (1976 TV Movie)

Flip Wilson: Fox

Quotes 

• Fox : How would you like to bring home to your papa, not five, not fifty, but a thousand shiny gold coins?

  Pinocchio : Is that more than five? I haven't learned arithmetic yet.

  Fox : It's more than five. It's even more than two!

• Pinocchio : Rich is good?

  Fox : Rich is always good.

  Cat : Poor is always bad.

  Pinocchio : Isn't there anything in between?

  Fox : Yes, aggravation.

• Fox : Come to think of it we, uh, we did see a little fella about so high.

  Cat : Oh I think a little higher.

  Geppetto : Where you see him?

  Fox : Who's giving the reward?

  Geppetto : You tell me where, I'll tell you who.

  Fox : You tell us who, we'll tell you where.

  Geppetto : I don't tell you who till you tell me where, and I tell you why. If I tell you who before you tell me where, you no tell me where. You'll go to who and tell him where.

  Cat : If we tell you where before you tell us who, you'll go to who and tell him where.

  Geppetto : I tell you what...

  Fox : Just tell us who.

  Geppetto : I'll tell you when I tell you who! I tell you who when you tell me where!

  Cat : We tell you where when you tell us who!

• Fox : We'll pay you to tell us!

  Geppetto : Alright how much?

  Fox : Five gold coins.

  [gives coins to Geppetto] 

  Fox : Now who's giving the reward?

  Geppetto : Me.

  Cat , Fox : You?

  Fox : You're just a poor wood carver!

  Geppetto : [smiles and drops coins in his pocket]  Not anymore.