Rated X (2000 TV Movie)

Charlie Sheen: Artie Mitchell

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Quotes 

• Lionel : Art, what the hell are you looking for?

  Artie Mitchell : The blow. The blow The blow!

• Artie Mitchell : Those cigarettes aren't going to kill you, brother. I am.

• Artie Mitchell : You got any pot?

• Artie Mitchell : What's your name again?

  Jamie the "Actress" : Jamie.

  Artie Mitchell : Jamie, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

  Jamie the "Actress" : [she laughs]  Get out of here!

  Artie Mitchell : I'm serious, you're the most beautiful woman in this hot tub.

  Jamie the "Actress" : So, where's your wife?

  Karen Mitchell : She's right here, Asshole!

  Jamie the "Actress" : Bitch.

  Artie Mitchell : Honey!

• [on Jim's answering machine] 

  Artie Mitchell : Hello mister perfect, I just called to say fuck you!