- Morell: One beat, two beat three beat, sugar beat. Four beat, five beat, six beat, wheat-a-beat. Seven beat, eight beat, nine beat, heartbeat. My heartbeat, my heart is beating for you.
- Romeo Brass: I can smell something cooking, you know, I haven't eaten for about an hour.
- Gavin 'Knocks' Woolley: I cant smell nowt.
- Romeo Brass: I'm so hungry.
- Romeo Brass: It went well with you and Morrell last night, eh?
- Ladine Brass: No
- Romeo Brass: Very romantic
- Ladine Brass: For a start right; he's on the dole, he's a weirdo and I just felt sorry for him.
- Romeo Brass: You're just being mean now, he really likes you, you know
- Ladine Brass: Romeo, you'll understand one day
- Romeo Brass: What's that meant to mean?
- Ladine Brass: Aw, God Romeo! I'm just not interested, he's just a bloody gizoid alright!
- Romeo Brass: Thats a bit of a cheap shot, why the hell did you kiss him?
- Ladine Brass: Because I felt sorry for him, You know if Patti Doles asked you to kiss her would ya, no you wouldn't, exactly.
- Romeo Brass: No, I wouldn't do it because she stinks of piss, she has long gums and tiny teeth!
- Romeo Brass: So it went well with you and Morrell last night...
- Ladine Brass: No.
- Romeo Brass: Very romantic.
- Ladine Brass: For a start, right, he's on the dole, he's a weirdo and I just felt sorry for him.
- Morell: I knew there and then that there was a spirit in the room and it was trying to attack me. So what unfolded then was a fight between me and this unseen entity.
- Morell: I'm getting that feeling already of people with their hands on her. Makes me quite angry, I think I've been overcome with love.
- Ladine Brass: He's a bloody gizzoid, alright.
- Romeo Brass: That's a bit of a cheap shot, why the hell did you kiss him?
- Ladine Brass: Because I felt sorry for him, god sake, if Patty Dawes asked you to kiss her, would you? No you wouldn't. Exactly!
- Romeo Brass: No, I wouldn't because she's stinks of piss, has long gums and tiny teeth.
- Morell: They're special flowers them.
- Ladine Brass: Are they?
- Morell: Yes, you can only pick them in Ireland.
- Joe Brass: You think I don't know your game, you think I don't know your game, are you...
- Morell: What's my game then?
- Joe Brass: Are you some sort of mental deficient upstairs, what you doing hanging round with kids 10 years younger than you eh? Don't you hang around with people your own age, do they all take the piss out of ya, do they all laugh at ya, I bet they think you're fucking hysterical don't they, look at ya, what, did you get bullied at school or are you just a fucking nonce!
- [Joe pushes morrell hard backwards]
- Morell: Fuck off!
- Joe Brass: Come near my family, I'll fucking bury ya!
- [Joe slams Morrell upgainst the wall]
- Morell: What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you 'I'd like to spend the rest of my life with you', would you think it was weird?
- Ladine Brass: Tell you what, I'll think about it at work and I'll answer you tonight.
- Morell: [pointing to his crotch] Fucking tuck into that!
- Ladine Brass: You want me to touch it?
- Morell: Yeah, I want you to touch it, touch it!
- Bill Woolley: What will it take for you to go?
- Morell: Man I thought I fucking put you out.
- Bill Woolley: I just want you to go.
- Morell: Do you want me to fucking put you to sleep?
- Bill Woolley: I don't know.
- Morell: Get on your knees, i'm going to drive this through your fucking skull.
- Morell: You did it for your pleasure...
- Gavin 'Knocks' Woolley: No I...
- Morell: [Morell grabs knocks by scruff of neck and holds a knife to him] Well it wasn't funny. I don't think ya know what it's like to mess with people's feeling d'ya. What have I ever done to you? Fuck all.
- Romeo Brass: Look at them, look how small they are now I'm gonna get battered. I can't believe... ugh I do this argh. Why have I done it again?
- Gavin 'Knocks' Woolley: Because you're fat
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By what name was A Room for Romeo Brass (1999) officially released in Canada in English?
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