Illicit Lovers

Michelle Perry....now there's a name I have to remember. Not only is she beautiful, but she's a healthy girl. Not fat, but just the right amount in all the right places. Now she's got some meat on her bones!

Okay, now what was I talking about? Oh yeah, the movie.

When a woman's husband (woman played by Michelle Perry) loses his job, his brainstorming wife comes up with an outlandish scheme...."How about I rent you out to my friends for cash?"

That's right. She makes her hubby become a gigolo.

And she names the business "Rent My Husband, Please." Yep.

Now, this is the type of gigolo I'd like to be, if I ever became one! Not the ones who wine and dine the middle-aged spinsters, but the ones who get to sleep with the most beautiful women you've ever laid your eyes on. There's this one girl in there who has a great body and an Australian accent! Wow!

Even though many men would kill to be in his position, the poor guy can't keep up. He wants his old office job back. That's when I lost faith in the movie. But who can blame him....his wife becomes a slavedriver, not caring about how he feels. He's just a piece of meat, but to me....that's okay, as long as he still gets to have sex with the hot women.

Alas, it doesn't work out the way I wanted it to (i.e. guy leaving wife to become a gigolo full-time...on his own) but at least it was fun while it lasted. Take a good look at it the next time it's on Cinemax.