The Wog Boy (2000)

Vince Colosimo: Frank

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• Mario : [in his pizza shop, arguing with Tran over who is a better fighter in history. Tran informs him that there will be no more deliveries until Mario admits he is wrong]  Listen, I tell you once, I tell you twice, I no tell you a second time. Hercules could kick Bruce Lee's butt.

  Tran : [maintaining that Mario is wrong]  Mate, Bruce Lee could kick Hercules' hairy arse from here

  [points to his groin then gestures from his chin] 

  Tran : back to Rome!

  [Mario yells at him to get out and go deliver the pizzas] 

  Frank : Hercules, Bruce Lee. It's very sad isn't it? I mean everyone knows you don't measure a man by the amounts of fights he's had, it's how many roots he gets that counts. And we know who the king was in that department uh? Elvis man.

  Domenic : Well then I must be the prince.

  [Frank scoffs] 

  Domenic : What, you don't believe me? Don't worry about me mate, I get plentys of chicks.

  Frank : Hey Dominic, your mother doesn't count.

  [Steve smirks] 

  Domenic : Oh ha ha very funny. Come to the chemist one day and I'll show you my video collection.

  Frank , Steve Karamitsis : [curiously]  Videos?

  Domenic : Of course mate. I tape everything. I'm a pervert.

• Frank : Picking up women is about a lifetime commitment. And remember, curls get the girls!

• Reporter : Frank, how do you feel about the Wog Boy success?

  Frank : It's the best thing that has happened to me since I got 3 head jobs in 1 night at the underground nightclub!

• Steve Karamitsis : Thanks Frank, you're a lifesaver.

  Frank : I give good mouth-to-mouth too!