Pat Shortt credited as playing...
Ollie Doyle
- Ollie Doyle: [Ollie wants to retrieve his adult magazines] Mary.
- Mary Mulligan: Ollie, what do you want?
- Ollie Doyle: I've come for me mags.
- Mary Mulligan: Oh, no you don't. Ha. Hmph!
- Ollie Doyle: Don't you scoff at me, Mary Mulligan. I have something to say to you. I'm 36 years of age, and I'm a man. Only, half the things I should have done in my life - well, I haven't. Well, that's gonna change. I want a woman, Mary. I want to... pierce the celestial heavens with our love-making. I want to worship at the altar of her naked body, and shroud her breasts with the first scented dew of a summer's morning. I want to be with her forever - touching and tasting her, melting into her very soul, until we become one: liquid, languid, replete, and consummate.
- [Mary is stunned]
- Ollie Doyle: That's what I want. And I'm not gonna get it when I still haven't the first idea what goes on between consenting adults when the lights go out. So, if that's clear, I won't trouble you any further.
- [He takes his magazines]
- Ollie Doyle: I've research to do. Good day.