Two Thousand and None

2000
1h 34m

IMDb RATING

5.7/10

263

YOUR RATING

John Turturro in Two Thousand and None (2000)

Comedy Drama

A paleontologist is diagnosed with a fatal brain disease and, rather than falling into a depression, explodes into life.A paleontologist is diagnosed with a fatal brain disease and, rather than falling into a depression, explodes into life.A paleontologist is diagnosed with a fatal brain disease and, rather than falling into a depression, explodes into life.

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IMDb RATING

5.7/10

263

YOUR RATING

See production info at IMDbPro

Awards
- 2 wins & 2 nominations

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Featured review

3/10

Utterly Boring

I've seen some up and down movies on the Movie Network, but none has bored me to death (no pun untended) the way Two Thousand and None did. Ever since being witness to this sleepfest, I've lost all faith in stuff on the Movie Network unless I've heard of it or sussed it out on this website before hand.

There's bad movies, there's good movies, and then there's plain old boring movies, like this one. Even a lot bad movies are interesting on some level but 2000&None is boring on every level. It was such a waste of time to watch it made me angry.

The only positive thing this film has to cling on to is that it seems Turturro can act a bit. Besides him the rest of the cast is hopeless especially his wife. The script isn't funny at all and the directing failed to fix the acting woes, so you're left with a big pile of Hollywood garbage.

I wouldn't recommend this film at all.