- Various townspeople: You always were a kidder, Steve!
- Mrs. Pottsdam: [after a spinal cord is found in Stephanie's place] Was it... suicide?
- Sheriff Dwayne: Never heard of anyone pulling their own spinal cord out before. Off the record, I'd have to say no. No... all in all, I'd say this was natural causes.
- Steve: [stares at him] Natural causes?
- Sheriff Dwayne: You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that.
- [one of the two endings of the game, in which Steve returns to the real world; he sits in his room typing]
- Steve's Real Mother: [peering in] What're you doing, Steve?
- Steve: [deadpan voice] Playing Harvester.
- Steve's Real Mother: That thing? I looked at it the other day. The very thought, breeding serial killers. It's disgusting!
- Steve: It's cool
- Steve's Real Mother: You'll rot your mind playing games like that... don't you know that people who watch violence become violent themselves?
- Steve: [turns to her] That's bullshit, mom.
- Steve's Real Mother: No it isn't. Why do you think they started cutting the violence out of those... Roadrunner cartoons?
- [leaves]
- Steve: Roadrunner cartoons? Heh. Roadrunner cartoons? Heheh! Ehahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- [camera travels into his laughing mouth and down his esophagus, finding a severed finger in his stomach]
- Priest: Is God a jar of strawberry preserves, a size 12 sneaker, a footlong Hogie, an all-expense paid trip to Brazil, or a NEWWW CARRRRR?
- Steve: [Choice number 6] None of the above, it's a trick question.
- Priest: Heretic!
- Mrs. Pottsdam: Hello, Steve. Care to stay for some pot roast?
- Mr. Pottsdam: Forget the pot roast, mother! Pot roast isn't for backstabbers. For persecutors! I won't share my meat with him!
- [eyes bulging]
- Mr. Pottsdam: My meat! MY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!