The Kid (2000)

Lily Tomlin: Janet

Quotes 

• [Russ has been talking to Janet on his headset all the way into the building; now he gets off the elevator and walks up to her desk, still talking into his headset] 

  Janet : Take your phone off now, you're with a human being.

• [Russ calls Janet to meet him in the building's garage; when she arrives, he steps out from behind the dumpster, where he has been hiding] 

  Janet : I'm not throwing your dismembered enemies' bodies into the dumpster. I've got my limits.

• Russ Duritz : This little boy is me at age 8, and I want you to make him disappear.

  Janet : He's you?

  Russ Duritz : Yeah.

  Janet : At age 8?

  Russ Duritz : Mm-hmm.

  Janet : And you want me to make him disappear?

  Russ Duritz : [quietly desperate]  Please.

  [long pause] 

  Janet : How was the therapist this morning?

  Russ Duritz : Do it, Janet!

• Janet : I hadn't heard from you in four hours. I'd assumed you were dead. Hey, how's mini-you?

  Russ Duritz : That's hilarious, Janet.