The Dirty Dolls

This woeful movie would be totally gone and forgotten if not for the wonderful Blu Ray label Vinegar Syndrome. Normally they invest their time restoring valuable, lost cinematic gems.. But not this time.. Released as a double feature on the same disc as the infinitely superior "Things To Come," this dreadfully boring flick attempts to tell the story of a group of bad girls, who follow their male leader's instructions to rob banks and hold up jewelry stores, like the girls in the Manson family. Sounds exciting? Well it's not.. The movie mostly consists of people sitting around and talking. This wannabe porn is sandwiched between two loooooong sex scenes, each lasting for more than 10 minutes, and yet never crossing the line into hardcore territory... Yes, 20 minutes of poorly filmed softcore coupling, in a movie that's only 73 minutes long. This film is wretched. However the bluray is very expensive, due to the fact that the other movie, "Things To Come," a low budget sci-fi cross between "1984" and "Westworld" is a truly fantastic example of what could be done with a limited budget and a love for the art of filmmaking. Seek out that grindhouse classic and skip this dud..