Quotes
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Howie : Meanwhile, don't look now but.
[Patrick looks]
Howie : I could kill you!
Patrick : What? You act like he would never know we were checking him out.
Howie : He wouldn't even know I was a fag if I wasn't here with you and your cart full of kitchenwares.
Patrick : What planet are you living on? There isn't a person in this entire store who wouldn't pick you off the homo tree in a second!
Howie : Oh keep telling yourself that.
Patrick : Excuse me, Miss.
[woman walks over]
Patrick : This man, you've never seen him before in your life. Tell me, fag, not a fag?
Female Shopper : Oh I'd have to say big fag.