Matthew Lillard credited as playing...
Billy Brubaker
- Billy: [looks back at Miles's girlfriend] That is unhealthy...
- Miles: Can we not do this again?
- Billy: Domo, don't you think that's unhealthy?
- Mickey Dominguez: [shrugs shoulders]
- Billy: Wait, you think all sex is unhealthy. Never mind... What I'm sayin' is... Miles, these women are too big to be foolin' with... I'm afraid that in the heat of passion, one of 'em is gonna roll over on you... squash you dead!
- Ryan: [angry at the umpire at the Hyannis game] Does his wife know he's screwin' us?
- John Schiffner: All right, let's not have a meltdown...
- Billy: It's me...
- Ryan: What?
- Billy: Yeah, I don't think he appreciates me fartin' in his face all night... First it was accidental, now I'm tryin' to make him cry... and I'm pretty sure I just poo-pooed in my panties...