Hardcore Championship Fucking

This may very well be the greatest film ever made for human consumption. I highly recommend it to anyone who has even a fleeting interest in Ass Zombies or Tiger Masturbators - you will not be disappointed! The director (the venerable Slammy) goes to great lengths to ensure the artistic value of the work remains pure.

A+++++

Hardcore Championship Fucking is a cinematic masterpiece of epic proportions that has yet to be topped by any other effort so far. Sadly, this movie seems severely underappreciated by the IMDB user base, having only 7 votes so far. This is probably the least recognized directorial effort of our time. Hopefully one day Hardcore Championship Fucking will realize its full potential among titles such as Citizen Cane and The Godfather.

Without a doubt, this is the film that will propel "Slammy" into the annals of motion picture history alongside such luminaries as Kurosawa, Welles, and Hitchcock.

Of course, what this film will probably most readily be recognized for is the brilliant break-out performance by A$$ Zombie. It is in intelligent project choices like this one, and in subtley nuanced performances like the one here, that actors like Mr. Zombie become emissaries of the human experience. Like a young Marlon Brando, A$$ Zombie brought an honesty to the screen rarely seen in any medium.

Hardcore Championship F*cking, indeed.